The Velcro Pygmies

The World Famous Velcro Pygmies want to take you on a little journey, and they promise it won't hurt. This golden ticket will get you a trip back to a time when music was in its prime. Back when hair was big but Rock-N-Roll was bigger... Back when a 17-second guitar solo transformed a man and his machine into a Rock God... Back when fallen angels swarmed the front row like aqua-net to a feathered bang.

The Velcro Pygmies travel the country year round - from the Gulf Shores to the Great Lakes - to share the sights, sounds and stain-washed denim of the glorious '80s, schooling audiences on the difference between a rock band and a rock show. From start to finish, they command the stage with a prowess uncommon in today's industry, and they leave you begging for more. No gimmicks or tricks, just undiluted rock 'n' roll energy that unites every race, creed, age and gender.

The Velcro Pygmies are more than just a band - they are a way of life! They're a nitro-fueled Trans-Am prowling the streets at dusk, looking for some action - satisfaction all night. They ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this!



Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love - Van Halen

Bark At The Moon - Ozzy

Brick House - Commodores

Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue - Toby Keith

Crazy Bitch - BuckCherry

Crazy Train - Ozzy

Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC

Don’t Stop Believing - Journey

Enter Sandman - Metallica

Every Rose Has It’s Thorn - Poison

Faithfully - Journey

I Think I'm In Love - Eddie Money

Larger Than Life - Backstreet Boys

Nothin’ But A Good Time - Poison

Panama - Van Halen

Play That Funky Music - Wild Cherry

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard

Purple Rain - Prince

Rebel Yell - Billy Idol

Rock And Roll All Night - Kiss

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

Sweet Child Of Mine - Guns N' Roses

Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith

Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

​Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money

Talk Dirty To Me - Poison

The Joker - Steve Miller Band

Unskinny Bop - Poison

​Walk This Way - Aerosmith

Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick

We Will Rock You - Queen

We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister

Wild Thing - Tone Loc

You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi

You Never Even Call Me By My Name - David Allen Coe

​You Really Got Me - Van Halen

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